wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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