Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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