P.S. I can't hear my feet
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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