It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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