Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
zippers are such a cool invention
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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