Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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