even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
