Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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