Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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