We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
