once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
