"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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