is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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