school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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