OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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