problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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