i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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