I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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