I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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