You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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