why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just wanna soil my oats bro
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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