my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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