my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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