Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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