I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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