My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just want to make out with him forever
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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