Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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