Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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