Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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