Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Holy sore nipples Batman
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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