Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You may now shotgun with the bride
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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