Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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