well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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