Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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