Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
