is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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