just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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