Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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