Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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