Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just cut my nipple shaving
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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