Who did Billy Mays play for?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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