if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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