Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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