they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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