he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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