Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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