i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
