Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
