I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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