shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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